Bankman-Fried Had a Hairy Day in Court

An observation from sleep-deprived day 15 of Sam Bankman-Fried's criminal trial: prosecutors embrace the inevitable outcome of male pattern baldness; defense lawyers don't.

This newsletter offers exhibit D: U.S. Attorney Damian Willams. The "Sovereign District's" top cop strode into Manhattan's highest courtroom around 11:30 a.m. Monday, his freshly shaved head glinting beneath its 10 chandeliers. The forty-something came to watch the final twists of a "big, big case" (as one U.S. Marshal called it) against a defendant represented by two balding lawyers older than he: Mark Cohen (big bald spot) and Chris Everdell (small bald spot).

I might have some insight into why prosecutors – but not defense lawyers – rock shiny crowns if I hadn't gotten to court nearly 11 hours earlier. Probably it would be something witty about the government's confidence in a case that the U.S. Marshal called a "big W" for Damian.

Yes … let's run with that.

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Williams' deputy, Danielle Sassoon is definitely not bald. She arrived donning a hairstyle my female colleagues in the press corp identified as a "blow out."

Sassoon's cross-examination evisceration of the alleged crypto fraudster was hard to watch.

Determined to highlight inconsistencies in the former crypto chief's alternate history, the assistant U.S. attorney leveraged his prolific history of tweeting, interviewing and testifying before Congress about FTX's purported greatness and safeness.

She wanted to catch Bankman-Fried in a lie. After four hours she'd at least gotten the next-best thing: evidence he's is a VERY unreliable narrator.

"Would you agree that you know how to tell a good story?" Sassoon asked Bankman-Fried early on, prompting someone in the gallery to guffaw.

Bankman-Fried audibly bristled at Sassoon's tactics. He taunted her in a sing-songy cadence when told to read FTX materials that contradicted him. His unyielding "yeps" started low on the y and finished high on the p. He spent most of cross-examination repeating variations of "I don't know" (16 times) like "sounds plausible" (twice) "I may have" (17 times), "I don't recall" (27 times) and "I'm not confident" (three times), when asked about his own words.

"I can explain it, if you want," Bankman-Fried offered on a handful of occasions where Sassoon forced him to accede into damning characterizations. She never took him up on it.

His responses weren't always responses. Judge Lewis Kaplan reprimanded Bankman-Fried for avoiding prosecutor questions and interjecting his own. His gaze stayed mostly on Sassoon, but sometimes he darted to the jury box.

There, 17 pairs of eyes may have shot back a mix of skepticism and, by the end of the day, boredom and perhaps a bit of despair. Some jurors were growing visibly tired of Bankman-Fried's waffling "I don't remember" defense after four weeks of trial. A few new sleepyheads drifted off.

Their "get on with it" mentality was shared by: Judge Lewis Kaplan, the press corps, and even Williams. He and his red folder marked "confidential" walked out of the courtroom early.

Sassoon, however, shows no signs of letting up. She hasn't yet gotten a smoking gun out of Bankman-Fried (despite his waffling), but that's only because he spent so much of their standoff acting like the guy who already shot it… and forgot.

She'll go for another two hours of cross-examination Tuesday.

— Danny Nelson

— Nikhilesh De

AUSA Danielle Sassoon anticipates spending another two hours or so cross-examining Bankman-Fried on Tuesday. Once she's done, defense attorney Mark Cohen expects to spend maybe one or two more hours conducting a redirect examination. Assuming this gets us to maybe just past lunch, the Department of Justice does plan to present a rebuttal case.

Prosecutors plan to call two witnesses – an FBI agent and an employee of Apollo Global Capital, a firm that was involved in talks to potentially rescue FTX last year. Former general counsel Can Sun and Bankman-Fried have both provided competing versions of what exactly those talks looked like.

Judge Lewis Kaplan remains noncommittal with regard to the jury charge conference, saying he'll have more "when the fat lady sings" (an opera reference). Given that both the DOJ and defense previously estimated needing two to three hours each for closing arguments, and the judge expects a long conference, we can safely assume this will take us well into Thursday.

— Nikhilesh De